FIRST you get the MONEY then you get the POWER then you get the WOMAN. (words to live by) Hey I'm Jo, Multi-Fandom Enthusiast ;) if it was legal, i would marry Pizza.
Pureblood Toujours pur
SLYTHERIN
Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.
“I was and am the Dark Lord’s
most loyal servant, I learned the Dark Arts from him, and I know
spells of such power that you, pathetic little boy, can never hope to
compete —”